The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14717. | Dorian (dws49) | 80.55 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 14718. | Decrare (decrare) | 80.55 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 14719. | Job (gamingbohnson) | 80.55 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 14720. | script (thescriptkitten) | 80.55 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 14721. | Dany (danyluis) | 80.55 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 14722. | Niels (snu25) | 80.55 | 90% | 2012-10-30 |
| 14723. | jesse (jesdvorak) | 80.55 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| 14724. | Minh dang (danieltrn3) | 80.54 | 99% | 2020-02-14 |
| 14725. | Nick (pirlize) | 80.54 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 14726. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14727. | Raven (kfaulk1216) | 80.54 | 95% | 2019-06-22 |
| 14728. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 14729. | Vic (vic61496) | 80.54 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 14730. | I am Starfactor (superbrawl... | 80.54 | 94% | 2013-04-10 |
| 14731. | Wajeeh (wajeeh) | 80.54 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 14732. | Richard (rbarlow) | 80.54 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 14733. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 80.53 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 14734. | Wsthms (charlesseo) | 80.53 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14735. | Evil (veryeviltomato) | 80.53 | 96% | 2017-07-11 |
| 14736. | A-A-RON (hihyooka) | 80.53 | 97% | 2011-09-03 |
| 14737. | Christella❅ (animefans22) | 80.53 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 14738. | Jay (porctree2803) | 80.52 | 97% | 2017-04-04 |
| 14739. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 80.52 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14740. | Hemnath (hemnath) | 80.52 | 95% | 2014-07-25 |
| 14741. | Uros (uroskrunic1988) | 80.52 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14742. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 80.51 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 14743. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 80.51 | 97.3% | 2024-09-21 |
| 14744. | Cameron (archori) | 80.51 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 14745. | Alfred (alfiealfie) | 80.51 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 14746. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 80.51 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |