So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10143. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 85.41 | 95.4% | 2023-06-29 |
| 10144. | Matthew (matwat7) | 85.41 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 10145. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 85.41 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 10146. | Max (xiinq) | 85.41 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 10147. | Dv (fabmdv) | 85.41 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 10148. | Marlon (marlondestroyer) | 85.40 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 10149. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 85.39 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 10150. | antifragile (antifragile) | 85.39 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 10151. | Will (whimsical_will) | 85.39 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 10152. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 85.39 | 98% | 2015-11-06 |
| 10153. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 85.39 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| 10154. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 85.39 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 10155. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 85.38 | 98.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 10156. | Aaron (wigsy) | 85.38 | 96% | 2013-01-19 |
| 10157. | Wake (wakethefake) | 85.38 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 10158. | Laila (laila) | 85.38 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 10159. | Chaos (chaoszed) | 85.37 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 10160. | A (averzmeo) | 85.37 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 10161. | Axel (sector7) | 85.36 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 10162. | Lerm (some_kiwi) | 85.36 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 10163. | Jan (antrophy) | 85.36 | 92% | 2016-04-09 |
| 10164. | declan (dekkiefish) | 85.36 | 97.2% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10165. | Dante (dark_fart) | 85.36 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 10166. | Jake (oorebroo) | 85.36 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 10167. | David (hydandata) | 85.36 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 10168. | Saidai (saidai) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 10169. | Alek (aszarans) | 85.35 | 92% | 2016-07-31 |
| 10170. | oli (johnvenz16) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 10171. | Praveen (ergodox) | 85.35 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 10172. | patrick (paaaatea) | 85.35 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |