I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11748. | Raddest (raddest) | 84.56 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 11749. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 84.56 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11750. | popsickles (popsickles) | 84.56 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11751. | jjujjubar (jjujjubar) | 84.55 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 11752. | Regine (regineann) | 84.54 | 99% | 2022-10-18 |
| 11753. | sigit (licardi) | 84.54 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 11754. | Shaun (shaunlooi) | 84.54 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 11755. | Tuukka (hachu) | 84.54 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 11756. | Julia (thejulia) | 84.53 | 96.6% | 2025-02-03 |
| 11757. | Basticuz (basticuz) | 84.53 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11758. | David (dgiddens928) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11759. | franklin (needforspeed) | 84.53 | 99% | 2017-07-11 |
| 11760. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 84.53 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 11761. | neejer (shiloh_damien) | 84.52 | 96.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 11762. | Ramesh (rammyyyy) | 84.52 | 96.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 11763. | As-mar (burnflare) | 84.52 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 11764. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 84.51 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 11765. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 84.51 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 11766. | Amogh (amug) | 84.51 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 11767. | Roman (r_balu) | 84.51 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 11768. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 84.51 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 11769. | sick (tatasick6) | 84.50 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 11770. | K (race17) | 84.50 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| 11771. | tzara (ishmamzarif) | 84.50 | 98.3% | 2023-10-13 |
| 11772. | Justin (poncle) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 11773. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 84.50 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 11774. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 84.49 | 98.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 11775. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 84.49 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 11776. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 84.48 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 11777. | Noah (noahcheeseman) | 84.48 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |