So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19132. | (dpar27) | 69.19 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 19133. | (thiagotnunes) | 69.19 | 99% | 2012-10-31 |
| 19134. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 69.19 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 19135. | (mpkreddy93) | 69.19 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 19136. | Ashish (asis) | 69.19 | 97% | 2014-10-17 |
| 19137. | (nagisaaliya) | 69.18 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 19138. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 69.18 | 99% | 2023-08-27 |
| 19139. | Hamed (vhamed) | 69.18 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 19140. | (internal) | 69.18 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 19141. | Souvik (rascalam) | 69.17 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 19142. | (m20072) | 69.17 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 19143. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 69.17 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 19144. | DF (df__) | 69.17 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 19145. | (braziliandude) | 69.17 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 19146. | (kumaicho) | 69.17 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 19147. | akk (torriala) | 69.17 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
| 19148. | (adi2911) | 69.16 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 19149. | (ortxn) | 69.16 | 95.8% | 2023-10-08 |
| 19150. | (akosipauie) | 69.16 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
| 19151. | Aaron (violapwner) | 69.16 | 92% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19152. | (melotea) | 69.16 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 19153. | (tapiocaman) | 69.16 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 19154. | (rondino2) | 69.16 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
| 19155. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 69.16 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 19156. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 69.16 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 19157. | Martin (martin_cantwell) | 69.16 | 93% | 2011-10-25 |
| 19158. | (sekibog) | 69.15 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 19159. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 69.15 | 97.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 19160. | (arashhetfield) | 69.15 | 92% | 2012-12-12 |
| 19161. | (chickenthatvapes) | 69.15 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |