So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16631. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 73.77 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 16632. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 73.76 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16633. | Fire (tytysoeng) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 16634. | David (chronic_cross) | 73.76 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 16635. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 73.76 | 99% | 2013-05-23 |
| 16636. | Roland (radambc) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 16637. | Fer (fer_nando) | 73.76 | 91% | 2013-09-25 |
| 16638. | Stephen (tarheelz884) | 73.76 | 96% | 2014-06-10 |
| 16639. | Charlie (apollodeus) | 73.76 | 92% | 2014-12-06 |
| 16640. | Juan Carlos (jcgarfield) | 73.76 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 16641. | lim (yeeping1) | 73.76 | 99% | 2015-01-04 |
| 16642. | Blaz (bstojanovic) | 73.75 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 16643. | Emanuel (google_me) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 16644. | William (willtothewong) | 73.75 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
| 16645. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 16646. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 73.75 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 16647. | Ngor (nagwick) | 73.74 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 16648. | Rick (cowisboss) | 73.74 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 16649. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 73.74 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 16650. | Chicken (chicken807) | 73.74 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 16651. | Richrad (laci279) | 73.74 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 16652. | Hsu (eh643027) | 73.74 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16653. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 73.74 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 16654. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 73.74 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 16655. | Badog (mississauga145) | 73.74 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 16656. | Guest (insi) | 73.74 | 95% | 2016-08-21 |
| 16657. | stl (stl74) | 73.74 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 16658. | Michael (gringo) | 73.74 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 16659. | changorilla (changorilla) | 73.74 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 16660. | Kags (thisiskags) | 73.73 | 94% | 2013-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |