So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30510. | Brt (brtboi) | 51.85 | 95.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 30511. | Nigra (hogins10fingers) | 51.85 | 88% | 2016-09-12 |
| 30512. | devrik (devrik) | 51.85 | 92% | 2011-12-08 |
| 30513. | Tommy (cps01hkt) | 51.85 | 92% | 2013-01-26 |
| 30514. | fake (quackquacc) | 51.84 | 93% | 2023-04-10 |
| 30515. | nhim (chikiro) | 51.84 | 93% | 2021-04-26 |
| 30516. | Juan (caxis) | 51.84 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| 30517. | Stanley (how19870717) | 51.84 | 97% | 2012-04-26 |
| 30518. | dara (dara_theam) | 51.84 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 30519. | Martin (interatom) | 51.83 | 91% | 2011-06-06 |
| 30520. | mc (mcmuntho) | 51.83 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 30521. | Shubham (theflashtyper144) | 51.83 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 30522. | Nikhil (nikhilgv9) | 51.83 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
| 30523. | David (newworldotter) | 51.83 | 91% | 2016-11-05 |
| 30524. | Alan (alangor) | 51.83 | 91% | 2015-12-19 |
| 30525. | Ganesh (ganeshcrats) | 51.83 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 30526. | Vidzo (vidzo) | 51.82 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 30527. | Aram (arejmm7) | 51.82 | 89% | 2016-09-23 |
| 30528. | Nauman (scropio83) | 51.82 | 90% | 2012-02-11 |
| 30529. | Dhaliwal (vishaldhaliwal) | 51.82 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 30530. | TA (changmin) | 51.82 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 30531. | Shane (xlyrics) | 51.82 | 88% | 2012-11-07 |
| 30532. | Pawan (pawan1991) | 51.82 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 30533. | Triyanshu (triyanshu1996) | 51.81 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 30534. | Squid (drsquidlee) | 51.81 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 30535. | Pritom (pritom_99) | 51.81 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 30536. | Ork (orken_nur) | 51.81 | 94% | 2021-10-06 |
| 30537. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 51.80 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 30538. | Rafael (raffaell) | 51.80 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 30539. | Celia (celialg) | 51.80 | 94% | 2015-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |