Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16293. | jc.ekrem (jc_ekrem) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 16294. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 88.83 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 16295. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 16296. | kep1n (kep1n) | 88.83 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 16297. | Lindon (lindonelf) | 88.82 | 98% | 2024-06-19 |
| 16298. | SAMUEL POLA KARTA SEMBIRING... | 88.82 | 94% | 2012-06-13 |
| 16299. | ArmAnand (arm_anand) | 88.81 | 98% | 2025-08-12 |
| 16300. | Ethan (narwhals64) | 88.81 | 99% | 2025-08-01 |
| 16301. | Jimmy (jimbobicle) | 88.81 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 16302. | onel (onel11) | 88.81 | 96.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 16303. | damn'apostrophs!! (xaoo) | 88.81 | 99% | 2013-01-01 |
| 16304. | Stephanie (st133169) | 88.81 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 16305. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 88.81 | 95% | 2016-10-21 |
| 16306. | safal lama (safal726) | 88.80 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 16307. | BNYKGDT (hopelessly_serious) | 88.80 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 16308. | ApostleOfTheLazy (aayushm8) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 16309. | R A I N Z (rainz07) | 88.79 | 96% | 2025-08-28 |
| 16310. | Bryan (snakky) | 88.79 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 16311. | cdolivera (cdolivera) | 88.79 | 95% | 2014-10-24 |
| 16312. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 88.79 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 16313. | ChangeS (changes99) | 88.79 | 96.9% | 2024-04-29 |
| 16314. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 88.79 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 16315. | : { (john_fin) | 88.79 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 16316. | Max (madmax89) | 88.79 | 98% | 2020-01-26 |
| 16317. | A (anish_jc) | 88.79 | 94% | 2013-11-05 |
| 16318. | Fran (narfornothing) | 88.78 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 16319. | Brett (dacknedolo) | 88.78 | 92% | 2012-12-31 |
| 16320. | Typety type (xrzde36) | 88.78 | 95% | 2014-09-27 |
| 16321. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 88.78 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 16322. | Brady (bradymoller) | 88.77 | 93% | 2025-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |