And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16696. | Guest (guestss11) | 84.91 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 16697. | Pokimane Simp (tallpants) | 84.90 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 16698. | Nurul (mnislam) | 84.90 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 16699. | Jubax (jubax) | 84.90 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 16700. | Jose (jfpapaaa) | 84.90 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 16701. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 84.90 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16702. | k0mucho (k0mucho) | 84.90 | 96.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16703. | Churr0s (churr0s) | 84.90 | 97.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16704. | meme (7fingers) | 84.90 | 92% | 2017-05-19 |
| 16705. | Justin (justintime17) | 84.89 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 16706. | Parminder (prince7079) | 84.89 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 16707. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 84.89 | 98% | 2013-06-04 |
| 16708. | Chris (cjwenz) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 16709. | Jacob (jfriedm3) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 16710. | Hans (chochoo) | 84.89 | 93% | 2012-10-10 |
| 16711. | Samantha (jjunpie) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 16712. | Jenna (beannie22) | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 16713. | ChangeS (changes99) | 84.88 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 16714. | Shelby Van Horn (shelberrrsss) | 84.88 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 16715. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 84.88 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 16716. | marcin (crunozaur) | 84.88 | 92% | 2012-01-20 |
| 16717. | Mårten (gauzigauz) | 84.87 | 93% | 2014-12-02 |
| 16718. | PHONG (langtuqn2007) | 84.87 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 16719. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 84.87 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 16720. | Loeka (megavirus11) | 84.87 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 16721. | James (13jbrooks) | 84.87 | 92% | 2013-01-31 |
| 16722. | MrBojio (mrbojio) | 84.87 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 16723. | Hermione (hermione2291) | 84.87 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 16724. | Eric (afrodisiac96) | 84.86 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16725. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 84.86 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |