It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3224. | Janice (janicechenn) | 69.29 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3225. | Emily (20emhu01) | 69.25 | 94% | 2019-06-12 |
| 3226. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 69.25 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3227. | Hao (codh) | 69.24 | 99% | 2019-03-01 |
| 3228. | Sami (dolgolae) | 69.23 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 3229. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 69.22 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 3230. | Antoni (aachh) | 69.22 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 3231. | Serguk (serguk) | 69.21 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3232. | John (jimmybombs) | 69.21 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 3233. | Stas (tracersm) | 69.20 | 99% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3234. | John BW (johngenza) | 69.19 | 99% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3235. | Jien (s_jien) | 69.19 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3236. | Jahed (jahed100) | 69.18 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3237. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 69.15 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 3238. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 69.13 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3239. | Preston (fregebombs) | 69.12 | 96% | 2018-04-15 |
| 3240. | Alexander (changalexander5) | 69.11 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 3241. | Nathan (cheeseburgur101) | 69.10 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 3242. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 69.10 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 3243. | Brett (go271) | 69.10 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3244. | Allen (agginham) | 69.09 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 3245. | Jack (randomdize) | 69.09 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3246. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3247. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 69.07 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 3248. | Alex (sweetcheekss) | 69.05 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3249. | Jacob (racelive) | 69.05 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 3250. | Newton (nklflips) | 69.04 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 3251. | Tir8 (tir8) | 69.02 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 3252. | dakota (sophisticatedmommaa) | 69.01 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 3253. | Valen (tg_valen) | 69.00 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |