As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20781. | asdf (zainamjad) | 59.82 | 94.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 20782. | jpaz (jpaz) | 59.82 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 20783. | watch code geass (josiahh_) | 59.82 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 20784. | CJ (carlovonbarlo) | 59.82 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20785. | Cpt_Slow (moss_12345) | 59.82 | 96% | 2017-04-06 |
| 20786. | Usman (usm7861) | 59.82 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 20787. | Chris (notchris117) | 59.81 | 96.2% | 2023-06-07 |
| 20788. | Ing (ingcoliptis) | 59.81 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 20789. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 59.81 | 92% | 2016-02-09 |
| 20790. | Josh (joshuae) | 59.81 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 20791. | Tim (timbob5380) | 59.80 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
| 20792. | Brayden (eclipse_gamer1) | 59.80 | 95.9% | 2024-03-25 |
| 20793. | Sandro (sado) | 59.80 | 87% | 2016-12-08 |
| 20794. | Han-Yi (Robert) (robert13224) | 59.79 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 20795. | Ovidiu (ovidiu.popirda@gmai... | 59.78 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 20796. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 59.78 | 95% | 2019-07-17 |
| 20797. | mosero (mosero) | 59.77 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 20798. | Roune Pro (chamrouenkit) | 59.77 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 20799. | Fabio (fl1410) | 59.76 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 20800. | arif (arifardians) | 59.76 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 20801. | Guy (guywolf33) | 59.75 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 20802. | Blaise (blaise424) | 59.75 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 20803. | malek (malseelawi) | 59.75 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 20804. | Maverick (mihir33) | 59.74 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 20805. | knoppix (ninopereira) | 59.74 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 20806. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 59.74 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 20807. | J (kaoreee) | 59.74 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20808. | Hudson (huddy33) | 59.74 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 20809. | :) (imjustwierd) | 59.74 | 89% | 2016-03-15 |
| 20810. | Curse (curse10) | 59.73 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |