The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13620. | din (nhatdin90) | 38.21 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 13621. | (spiros) | 38.21 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 13622. | mehul (mehul25491) | 38.21 | 96% | 2014-08-07 |
| 13623. | Marcus (markaniv) | 38.20 | 86% | 2015-12-16 |
| 13624. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 38.20 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 13625. | (sy52) | 38.20 | 92% | 2017-10-28 |
| 13626. | (bigmomom) | 38.20 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13627. | (amusedsandpaper) | 38.20 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 13628. | Adam (adamrotal) | 38.20 | 94% | 2011-12-27 |
| 13629. | menkuo (stevenkk) | 38.20 | 93% | 2012-04-17 |
| 13630. | .̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤... | 38.20 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 13631. | (fishmanbmt) | 38.19 | 90% | 2017-03-18 |
| 13632. | (rambo333) | 38.19 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 13633. | Chandra (chan4k) | 38.18 | 92% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13634. | Ayush (akushwaha11) | 38.18 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13635. | Vrexu (vrexo) | 38.17 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 13636. | wai ming (wmtai) | 38.16 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
| 13637. | (ixabhay) | 38.16 | 89% | 2014-07-04 |
| 13638. | chamroeun (chamroeun) | 38.16 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 13639. | (harjeetsangwan) | 38.15 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13640. | (221382864) | 38.15 | 98% | 2015-07-05 |
| 13641. | (sarim) | 38.15 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 13642. | drex (disclaimer37) | 38.15 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 13643. | (deepakbhadwaliya) | 38.15 | 90% | 2013-01-14 |
| 13644. | (gunt) | 38.14 | 92% | 2013-05-15 |
| 13645. | Victor (victor_kan) | 38.14 | 89% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13646. | (doaa19) | 38.14 | 94% | 2012-01-11 |
| 13647. | (marephelgodinez) | 38.14 | 95% | 2011-11-18 |
| 13648. | (divyeshm) | 38.13 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 13649. | (grayden) | 38.13 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |