Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32226. | Santiago (asingato) | 49.31 | 91% | 2012-12-03 |
| 32227. | Boldbayar (boldbayar1) | 49.31 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 32228. | Mo (ngran) | 49.31 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 32229. | intyshar (isaronman) | 49.31 | 94% | 2014-04-15 |
| 32230. | Hayrra (hedooxx) | 49.31 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 32231. | Suraj (kohli) | 49.31 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 32232. | RotsaMan (rotsaman) | 49.31 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 32233. | jupa1986 (jupa1986) | 49.31 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 32234. | Rodrigo (facholi) | 49.31 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 32235. | drex (disclaimer37) | 49.30 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| 32236. | Jaer (jaer) | 49.30 | 84% | 2016-11-26 |
| 32237. | mohammad (mahekgudi) | 49.30 | 91% | 2012-06-18 |
| 32238. | Shadow (shadow_devil) | 49.30 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 32239. | Benjamin (banjo_) | 49.30 | 93% | 2021-11-24 |
| 32240. | wifftees (wifftees) | 49.30 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 32241. | _Nasta_ (anas_hamrouni) | 49.30 | 93% | 2021-03-28 |
| 32242. | borechen (borechen) | 49.29 | 96% | 2013-11-24 |
| 32243. | Basil (brain1989) | 49.29 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 32244. | Daniel (calmsun) | 49.29 | 99% | 2012-02-25 |
| 32245. | Gaurav (canacandles) | 49.29 | 94% | 2020-06-20 |
| 32246. | Cami (chamomile) | 49.29 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32247. | Jaemie (jlee90) | 49.29 | 82% | 2014-04-21 |
| 32248. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 49.29 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 32249. | Abuser (sabuser) | 49.28 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 32250. | Crux (nophi) | 49.28 | 94% | 2011-05-22 |
| 32251. | Denis (deniii) | 49.28 | 93% | 2021-09-26 |
| 32252. | mg (gornikm) | 49.28 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 32253. | nashpatty (nashpatty) | 49.28 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 32254. | Ricky (obi_wanker) | 49.28 | 83% | 2017-01-24 |
| 32255. | Mike (mike1) | 49.27 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |