I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2479. | d0ge (d0ge) | 113.24 | 98.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 2480. | Jo (typermac) | 113.24 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 2481. | justin (jstin) | 113.24 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 2482. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 113.24 | 95% | 2015-04-27 |
| 2483. | Minh (mn99) | 113.23 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 2484. | jb (woorie7) | 113.22 | 99% | 2026-05-06 |
| 2485. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 113.21 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 2486. | nino (ninodokoskiot) | 113.21 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 2487. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 113.21 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 2488. | bekahlouise (summertimesadn... | 113.18 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 2489. | :| (nnz5) | 113.18 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 2490. | Dejun (dejun) | 113.17 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 2491. | ~Typing_Cat~ (typing_cat17) | 113.16 | 97% | 2025-10-18 |
| 2492. | perchance (perchance) | 113.16 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2493. | keker (yash117) | 113.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2494. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 113.14 | 98% | 2023-12-03 |
| 2495. | Clint (chammit) | 113.13 | 100% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2496. | annie (suriano) | 113.12 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2497. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 113.12 | 98.1% | 2025-01-10 |
| 2498. | Catherine (shinsou) | 113.12 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 2499. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 113.10 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2500. | TsarNicholasII (tsarnichola... | 113.09 | 99% | 2022-06-13 |
| 2501. | . (trihard7) | 113.09 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2502. | clyva (clyva) | 113.08 | 96.3% | 2025-03-22 |
| 2503. | Gaming_Now123 (gaming_now123) | 113.07 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2504. | Ben (gummzee) | 113.07 | 100% | 2022-08-01 |
| 2505. | Levi (coddity) | 113.06 | 98.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 2506. | MLG PRO1 (djkeemtart) | 113.06 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2507. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 113.05 | 99% | 2025-11-19 |
| 2508. | sonic (sonic_the_hedgehog_lol) | 113.05 | 99% | 2022-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |