So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15779. | Chien (xuanchien) | 75.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 15780. | ♫ (_ag_) | 75.33 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
| 15781. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 75.32 | 97.7% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15782. | Desk (desktopped) | 75.32 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 15783. | archie (glumbo_god) | 75.32 | 94.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15784. | Ev (evturn) | 75.32 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 15785. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 75.32 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 15786. | fudge (fudgesicles) | 75.31 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
| 15787. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 75.31 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15788. | Tatu (tazca) | 75.31 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 15789. | Victoria (talyarin) | 75.31 | 88% | 2014-04-11 |
| 15790. | Chordata (chordata) | 75.31 | 95% | 2012-01-21 |
| 15791. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 75.30 | 91% | 2017-02-10 |
| 15792. | Stalast (stalast) | 75.30 | 93% | 2015-12-27 |
| 15793. | aceofheart (aceofheart06) | 75.30 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 15794. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 75.30 | 95% | 2016-04-24 |
| 15795. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 75.29 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 15796. | Chris (chalcrow) | 75.29 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 15797. | Xavier (tuta09) | 75.29 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 15798. | Zenitsu (oinishant) | 75.29 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 15799. | Arun (genxt) | 75.29 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 15800. | An Ackerman (iamvr) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 15801. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 75.28 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 15802. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 75.28 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 15803. | Deepak (deepsboy) | 75.28 | 95% | 2015-02-12 |
| 15804. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 75.28 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 15805. | Adam (adam1219) | 75.28 | 92% | 2014-08-02 |
| 15806. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 75.27 | 95.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 15807. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 75.27 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 15808. | Roc (tecspeed) | 75.26 | 99% | 2019-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |