I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6283. | Brad (thaboggla) | 97.14 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 6284. | Tao (litao91) | 97.13 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 6285. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 97.13 | 99% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6286. | krisr17 (kk017) | 97.13 | 97.5% | 2023-11-27 |
| 6287. | sergei (mngr777) | 97.13 | 99% | 2025-03-21 |
| 6288. | Dodi (dodic) | 97.13 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 6289. | Innectic (innectic) | 97.12 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 6290. | ben (liubenjamin) | 97.12 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 6291. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 97.12 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6292. | Columbia (columbiia) | 97.12 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 6293. | Will (lliwbetas) | 97.12 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 6294. | JCRueco (shizile) | 97.11 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 6295. | محمد حسن (hassan1atk) | 97.11 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 6296. | you (s11054) | 97.11 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 6297. | my fingers hurt bro (inclus... | 97.11 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 6298. | jade (jadekat) | 97.11 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 6299. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 97.09 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 6300. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 97.09 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 6301. | glenn (classicg) | 97.09 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 6302. | Weekey (layvth) | 97.09 | 98% | 2025-04-27 |
| 6303. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 97.09 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 6304. | Jewelle (kinakomochi) | 97.09 | 98% | 2025-02-21 |
| 6305. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 97.07 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 6306. | spad1e (spad1e) | 97.07 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 6307. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 97.07 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 6308. | Bobbie (bobbieshroom) | 97.06 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6309. | 🍋🍋🍋 (n3onlemonade) | 97.06 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 6310. | Soxi (soxi_colemak) | 97.06 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 6311. | Mike (migpok35) | 97.06 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 6312. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 97.05 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |