The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13988. | Beverly (lilichavez7) | 81.51 | 90% | 2011-05-15 |
| 13989. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 81.51 | 96% | 2012-03-09 |
| 13990. | vc (vc07885) | 81.50 | 97.6% | 2025-05-10 |
| 13991. | Rayra (quantumcoder) | 81.50 | 96.5% | 2024-02-07 |
| 13992. | Michael (dr_fingers) | 81.50 | 98.1% | 2024-01-04 |
| 13993. | Jackie (mynameisjackie) | 81.50 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 13994. | Nguyen (keluyen) | 81.50 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 13995. | thinkpads (higq) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 13996. | IGA (amateur_) | 81.50 | 97% | 2012-11-02 |
| 13997. | FlatNineSharpAxe (ldwengler) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 13998. | umi (umi2002) | 81.49 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 13999. | BruntyTriedSoHard (bruntytr... | 81.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-18 |
| 14000. | Eugene (eugene121) | 81.49 | 96.4% | 2024-05-04 |
| 14001. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 81.49 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 14002. | Roberto (who______) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-02-04 |
| 14003. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 81.49 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
| 14004. | Zoth (sindrezoth) | 81.48 | 97.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 14005. | okki (okkiniikko) | 81.48 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 14006. | Jasman (jasmanwaraich) | 81.48 | 96% | 2024-12-15 |
| 14007. | Jack (modesties) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14008. | Duc (ducdq1302) | 81.48 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14009. | chaiko (chaiko) | 81.48 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 14010. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 81.48 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 14011. | sjorn (sjorn) | 81.48 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 14012. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 81.48 | 93% | 2017-01-09 |
| 14013. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 81.47 | 99% | 2024-10-05 |
| 14014. | Mange (magnusn0t) | 81.47 | 94% | 2024-12-09 |
| 14015. | Maiya (maiyah) | 81.47 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 14016. | khalil (khalilfa) | 81.47 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 14017. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |