So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11463. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 82.76 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11464. | AyyCap (captainbrofist) | 82.75 | 94% | 2017-06-06 |
| 11465. | AppleSky (applesky) | 82.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11466. | Hairy (hairytreeman) | 82.75 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 11467. | josh (qicksilver) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 11468. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 82.75 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11469. | Odal (odal) | 82.75 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 11470. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11471. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11472. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 82.74 | 95% | 2013-10-19 |
| 11473. | Atlas (ropsar) | 82.73 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| 11474. | desk (desk_wall) | 82.73 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 11475. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11476. | capcha (captchalegend) | 82.73 | 98% | 2014-03-10 |
| 11477. | Victor (pedopedo) | 82.73 | 91% | 2014-05-12 |
| 11478. | Marcus (zmarcusss) | 82.73 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 11479. | Andrew (andrewog) | 82.72 | 98.2% | 2023-06-24 |
| 11480. | Chae (chaelee) | 82.72 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 11481. | Trent (opman335) | 82.72 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 11482. | Daniel (allyeren) | 82.72 | 89% | 2016-05-27 |
| 11483. | xalic23 (xalic23) | 82.72 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 11484. | shion (siduki) | 82.71 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 11485. | Leo (leoxano) | 82.70 | 95.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11486. | Henr (bantoe) | 82.70 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11487. | Y3 (yyy333) | 82.70 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 11488. | NickyPP (weenniecat) | 82.70 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 11489. | Joseph (laubaobao) | 82.70 | 93% | 2013-04-23 |
| 11490. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 82.70 | 96.8% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11491. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 82.70 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 11492. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 82.69 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |