So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25802. | dayan (dayan) | 59.47 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 25803. | Ashok (ashok009) | 59.47 | 91% | 2015-01-19 |
| 25804. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 25805. | ArchDude™ (justaplayer_2137) | 59.46 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 25806. | KOSTOV (kostov) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 25807. | Paul (pjpage) | 59.46 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25808. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 25809. | Bojan (nerull7) | 59.46 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 25810. | David (hernan940730) | 59.46 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 25811. | RazMelon (razmelon) | 59.45 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 25812. | Ben (bendaniel10) | 59.45 | 91% | 2014-10-21 |
| 25813. | KoJor (hysoonwic) | 59.45 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 25814. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 59.45 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 25815. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 59.45 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
| 25816. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.45 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 25817. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 59.45 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 25818. | Brent (burntsea) | 59.44 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 25819. | Rasmus (igaz) | 59.44 | 92% | 2014-10-03 |
| 25820. | John (stanfree3) | 59.44 | 91% | 2021-02-28 |
| 25821. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 59.44 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 25822. | Tri (socconca) | 59.44 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 25823. | ChaCha (chacha) | 59.44 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 25824. | Laura (waterybroth) | 59.43 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 25825. | D (dabirik) | 59.42 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 25826. | muteleaf (muteleaf) | 59.42 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 25827. | Florian (bflorian) | 59.41 | 93% | 2012-08-07 |
| 25828. | Tudi (tudipym) | 59.41 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
| 25829. | Daniel (shadeless) | 59.41 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
| 25830. | Mehmet (zugbu) | 59.41 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 25831. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 59.40 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |