Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5942. | kostas (mk001) | 112.84 | 98% | 2012-02-26 |
| 5943. | Aventus (aventus) | 112.84 | 94% | 2015-07-12 |
| 5944. | Kylie (kyky_) | 112.83 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5945. | kozak (mkozak) | 112.81 | 100% | 2023-02-24 |
| 5946. | Mahrue (mahrue) | 112.81 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 5947. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 112.81 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 5948. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 112.81 | 98.1% | 2024-10-17 |
| 5949. | NG (soultama) | 112.81 | 96% | 2011-10-10 |
| 5950. | anw (anw_g01) | 112.80 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
| 5951. | Bork (borktalk) | 112.80 | 97.7% | 2025-05-15 |
| 5952. | will (floppinglife) | 112.80 | 95% | 2016-12-17 |
| 5953. | fizzy (faizakhan123) | 112.79 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 5954. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 112.79 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 5955. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 112.79 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 5956. | seu (fghgk3478) | 112.78 | 97% | 2025-06-21 |
| 5957. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 112.78 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 5958. | K (khanali2020) | 112.77 | 99% | 2025-12-20 |
| 5959. | Chetan (ch374n) | 112.77 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5960. | Tim (tortoiseexpress) | 112.77 | 95% | 2012-03-04 |
| 5961. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 112.76 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 5962. | Osii_ (osiris_jugo) | 112.76 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5963. | James (jimlad) | 112.76 | 95% | 2011-08-28 |
| 5964. | Thomas (tskilla) | 112.76 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 5965. | Vy (shiweist) | 112.75 | 100% | 2017-06-20 |
| 5966. | HHKBest (jywh91) | 112.75 | 98.3% | 2024-05-01 |
| 5967. | Who (goldstar2) | 112.75 | 96% | 2014-01-31 |
| 5968. | Jason (vector_prime) | 112.74 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| 5969. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 112.74 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 5970. | Ryan (rockman829) | 112.74 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 5971. | John (woot_5000) | 112.73 | 94% | 2012-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |