Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6314. | (dearmr) | 94.55 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 6315. | (dolovergirl) | 94.55 | 99% | 2022-07-17 |
| 6316. | Octo (octophobia) | 94.54 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6317. | Richard (rbarlow) | 94.54 | 97% | 2012-08-25 |
| 6318. | (superspys) | 94.54 | 98% | 2015-09-13 |
| 6319. | (saranb) | 94.53 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6320. | (trevor) | 94.52 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 6321. | (xiao_chan07) | 94.52 | 99% | 2011-09-26 |
| 6322. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 94.52 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 6323. | (cparra02) | 94.52 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 6324. | (contra3) | 94.51 | 97% | 2015-03-17 |
| 6325. | (jstlink) | 94.51 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 6326. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 94.51 | 96.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 6327. | (4dd3r4ll) | 94.51 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6328. | (crock112) | 94.51 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 6329. | (dadawg911) | 94.50 | 94% | 2012-01-26 |
| 6330. | (yong955143) | 94.49 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 6331. | (ounurse) | 94.49 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 6332. | (johnofan) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 6333. | (chaitanya25) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 6334. | (cglavin) | 94.49 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 6335. | (ekop1) | 94.48 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 6336. | (cowmonger) | 94.48 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 6337. | (allandallon) | 94.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6338. | (thenyaz) | 94.48 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 6339. | (ogle1124) | 94.47 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6340. | (ditw) | 94.47 | 99% | 2012-08-01 |
| 6341. | (dunois) | 94.47 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6342. | (edylk) | 94.47 | 94% | 2017-03-23 |
| 6343. | (jullaayy) | 94.47 | 90% | 2011-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |