So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16281. | Mike (mjpetrie) | 74.23 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 16282. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 74.23 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 16283. | Matt (mattsman999) | 74.22 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 16284. | Marco (leungtc20001124) | 74.22 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16285. | Petar (petarpele) | 74.22 | 95% | 2022-01-27 |
| 16286. | Krishna (krrish94) | 74.22 | 97% | 2015-12-30 |
| 16287. | Jo (joogawa) | 74.22 | 96% | 2011-11-28 |
| 16288. | Donatas (donatasp) | 74.22 | 97% | 2011-05-07 |
| 16289. | Tran (dicachen81) | 74.22 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
| 16290. | Brian (bfitz88) | 74.22 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 16291. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 74.21 | 94% | 2020-08-10 |
| 16292. | Travis (7yl3r) | 74.21 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 16293. | sir (zenzir) | 74.21 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 16294. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 74.21 | 97.7% | 2023-08-06 |
| 16295. | Burger (satyburgrpatty) | 74.21 | 96.9% | 2023-06-25 |
| 16296. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 74.21 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 16297. | Chad (cle0h) | 74.20 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 16298. | Ken (netski1400) | 74.20 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 16299. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 74.20 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 16300. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 74.20 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 16301. | Leriut (leriut) | 74.20 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 16302. | cevin4 (cevin4) | 74.20 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 16303. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 74.20 | 89% | 2014-04-13 |
| 16304. | Dragonbonus (dragonbonus) | 74.20 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| 16305. | winter (cora_) | 74.19 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 16306. | kcirreb (kcirreb) | 74.19 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 16307. | Alexander (mrknyaz) | 74.19 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 16308. | Andy (alinesjr) | 74.19 | 92% | 2014-09-03 |
| 16309. | Adriano (adrianwoodhouse) | 74.19 | 95% | 2013-12-01 |
| 16310. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 74.18 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |