The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30591. | Ceci (ceci_tyson) | 51.79 | 94% | 2021-03-25 |
| 30592. | caleb (foamcacti) | 51.79 | 94% | 2018-09-18 |
| 30593. | Tempo (tempo) | 51.79 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 30594. | Blaine (slow_poke_17) | 51.78 | 91% | 2015-02-02 |
| 30595. | Punished (punished) | 51.78 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 30596. | gaurav (gaurav1987pal) | 51.78 | 91% | 2014-08-23 |
| 30597. | Seegii (dfabre_0713) | 51.77 | 94% | 2019-06-30 |
| 30598. | clooverhoover (olivesandlem... | 51.76 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 30599. | tamer (tamer) | 51.76 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 30600. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 51.75 | 89% | 2016-05-11 |
| 30601. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 51.75 | 85% | 2014-07-17 |
| 30602. | Apples (apples07) | 51.75 | 97% | 2015-10-20 |
| 30603. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 51.74 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 30604. | Hasan (ihassan) | 51.74 | 92% | 2017-01-24 |
| 30605. | Sandeep (s_indian) | 51.74 | 94% | 2014-03-14 |
| 30606. | Julie (julesa318) | 51.74 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 30607. | Kairav (parzivalkairav) | 51.72 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
| 30608. | henry (filthy_rich86) | 51.72 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 30609. | Cevi (cevi) | 51.72 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 30610. | Lisa (lisacabaluna) | 51.71 | 92% | 2013-05-21 |
| 30611. | Sasha (moongue) | 51.70 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 30612. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 51.70 | 93% | 2022-10-31 |
| 30613. | SWAMI (swamiprasad) | 51.70 | 94.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 30614. | Leo (fahimfahadleon) | 51.68 | 94% | 2022-10-11 |
| 30615. | Utkarsh (utkarshpandey13) | 51.68 | 90% | 2016-08-09 |
| 30616. | Pankaj (pankajsinghukc) | 51.68 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 30617. | Kunal (kunalaarse) | 51.67 | 93% | 2022-06-11 |
| 30618. | Jonathan (john_ee) | 51.67 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 30619. | silver (mhelvile43) | 51.67 | 94% | 2014-01-15 |
| 30620. | pnson99 (pnson99) | 51.67 | 98% | 2014-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |