The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16550. | Sojdua (kemxoiduaa) | 79.40 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 16551. | Arber (korca) | 79.40 | 97% | 2025-09-13 |
| 16552. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 79.40 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 16553. | lee (i_go_by_lee) | 79.40 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16554. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 16555. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 79.40 | 96% | 2014-04-26 |
| 16556. | Asad (don_t) | 79.40 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| 16557. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 79.40 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 16558. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 79.39 | 96.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 16559. | joygerry (joygerry) | 79.39 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 16560. | Max (jhared06) | 79.39 | 97% | 2024-10-31 |
| 16561. | Niloy (proniloy0) | 79.39 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 16562. | Huy (keybrdslutz) | 79.39 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 16563. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.39 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 16564. | Gtya (d132fei) | 79.39 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 16565. | Peter (aloyr) | 79.39 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 16566. | Arun (thenooboflegend) | 79.38 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 16567. | Luca Guiga (ucalay) | 79.38 | 98% | 2026-03-02 |
| 16568. | Justin (domesplitter420) | 79.38 | 91% | 2015-08-27 |
| 16569. | Autumn (autumnfiametta) | 79.38 | 97.2% | 2024-06-06 |
| 16570. | Tuu (cetarin) | 79.38 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 16571. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 79.38 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16572. | Brad (b_radical) | 79.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16573. | ToTo (complexion) | 79.38 | 99% | 2022-12-20 |
| 16574. | KonStyle (konstyle) | 79.38 | 95% | 2016-10-19 |
| 16575. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 79.38 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 16576. | Ryan (rdonny2013) | 79.38 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 16577. | Louie (louise_shang) | 79.37 | 98% | 2025-11-06 |
| 16578. | Matthew (hellomyguy) | 79.37 | 97% | 2026-04-19 |
| 16579. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 79.37 | 97% | 2012-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |