And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1882. | ian (ianeatscats) | 128.83 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1883. | (zealindaus) | 128.83 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 1884. | izana (karutaa) | 128.79 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 1885. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 128.78 | 97.5% | 2023-08-07 |
| 1886. | Typer (typerkinger) | 128.78 | 97% | 2013-12-15 |
| 1887. | Harrison (signs) | 128.78 | 99% | 2015-04-26 |
| 1888. | Stephen (severet) | 128.78 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1889. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 128.77 | 98% | 2014-09-29 |
| 1890. | Suzume (suzufruit) | 128.76 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 1891. | Jessica (averin) | 128.76 | 97% | 2013-06-04 |
| 1892. | Spencer (soliloquial) | 128.75 | 98% | 2015-05-18 |
| 1893. | Cloris (clorischou) | 128.74 | 99% | 2013-11-07 |
| 1894. | writer (spidertips) | 128.73 | 100% | 2023-07-22 |
| 1895. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 128.73 | 99% | 2016-06-27 |
| 1896. | BEAST (sepanian) | 128.73 | 94% | 2011-09-25 |
| 1897. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 128.73 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 1898. | ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃... | 128.72 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 1899. | Alan (niteharte) | 128.71 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 1900. | Matthew (mhhuang) | 128.71 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1901. | Zaron (noraz123) | 128.71 | 98% | 2016-06-05 |
| 1902. | Josh (joshmankey7) | 128.71 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 1903. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 128.69 | 98.3% | 2023-07-29 |
| 1904. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 128.69 | 100% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1905. | Noemi (noemi2) | 128.69 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 1906. | Sarah (sara_g) | 128.68 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| 1907. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 128.68 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 1908. | Methan (camoka5) | 128.67 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| 1909. | Otto (otto123) | 128.66 | 97.1% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1910. | Roy (guyming) | 128.65 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 1911. | Toby (tobymao) | 128.65 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |