So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20751. | Mindy (msheard) | 67.36 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 20752. | Wayne (devia) | 67.36 | 92% | 2013-08-02 |
| 20753. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 67.35 | 93% | 2013-04-24 |
| 20754. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 67.35 | 92% | 2016-01-21 |
| 20755. | Karn (sskarn) | 67.35 | 95% | 2017-07-13 |
| 20756. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 67.35 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 20757. | Mikkel Møller (mw2freak155) | 67.35 | 90% | 2015-12-14 |
| 20758. | J (sixfoothonda) | 67.35 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 20759. | phuong (phuongdong008) | 67.35 | 92% | 2012-04-22 |
| 20760. | vothien (anthonyrobert) | 67.35 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 20761. | aryan (aryan11) | 67.34 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 20762. | copiumlays (pepecd) | 67.34 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 20763. | Swift (swiftcm) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 20764. | Nicholas (namano) | 67.34 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20765. | Margo (margo) | 67.34 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 20766. | kallé (kalle123) | 67.34 | 95% | 2011-05-09 |
| 20767. | Totte (tottenator) | 67.33 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 20768. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 67.33 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20769. | bry (oakt) | 67.33 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20770. | Adrian (bigfatties) | 67.33 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 20771. | Christian (cervit) | 67.33 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 20772. | Tyrannosaurus Raz (raggzor) | 67.33 | 92% | 2016-05-12 |
| 20773. | Jansu (strawberryhat) | 67.33 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 20774. | john (merlin45908) | 67.33 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 20775. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 67.33 | 91% | 2015-08-24 |
| 20776. | Daniel (dannyboy21) | 67.32 | 95% | 2013-12-20 |
| 20777. | JKno (jknowl) | 67.32 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20778. | De Leo (theleo) | 67.32 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 20779. | czus (czus) | 67.32 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 20780. | Summer (dredd1893) | 67.32 | 95% | 2011-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |