When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8286. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 87.53 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 8287. | Devin (noobiedaniels) | 87.53 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 8288. | dornado (dornado) | 87.52 | 96.3% | 2023-12-13 |
| 8289. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 87.52 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 8290. | urbadheehee (urbadheehee) | 87.51 | 97% | 2024-06-18 |
| 8291. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 87.51 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8292. | Michael (michael50) | 87.51 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 8293. | narze (narze) | 87.51 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 8294. | EpicGamer123 (epicgamer1232) | 87.50 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8295. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 87.50 | 99% | 2025-01-10 |
| 8296. | alex (alexaesopos) | 87.50 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 8297. | Sophie (sophieloaf) | 87.49 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 8298. | ishakan (ishakan) | 87.49 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8299. | Aidan (b8its) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8300. | xd (typerads) | 87.49 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8301. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8302. | Adrian (bigbadbui) | 87.48 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8303. | Eve (evehelin) | 87.48 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 8304. | Ceri (ceriser) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 8305. | QT (tamhuy) | 87.47 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8306. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 87.47 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8307. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 87.46 | 97.4% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8308. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8309. | Tan (tnguyen92) | 87.46 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 8310. | Skyler (hausky) | 87.45 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 8311. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 87.44 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 8312. | Tristan (min0r__) | 87.44 | 93% | 2018-07-28 |
| 8313. | w (cm791) | 87.43 | 96% | 2024-03-27 |
| 8314. | Thady (thady) | 87.43 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 8315. | Altity (altity) | 87.43 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |