I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14228. | Noah (jomickie) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 14229. | Laskin (laskin) | 79.24 | 98.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14230. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 79.24 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| 14231. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 79.24 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 14232. | bozgen (bozgen) | 79.23 | 96% | 2024-06-01 |
| 14233. | Fenerix (fenerix12) | 79.23 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14234. | brennan (lilbwr) | 79.23 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 14235. | wlof (wlof) | 79.23 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14236. | Freddie (freddiesanchez) | 79.22 | 98% | 2019-09-12 |
| 14237. | nanashi (greenjohnny135) | 79.22 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 14238. | Jeff (pupsthemurderer) | 79.22 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 14239. | imbecile_panda (imbecile__p... | 79.21 | 94.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 14240. | Texasdoggo (texasdoggo) | 79.21 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 14241. | The don (photondestroyer) | 79.21 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 14242. | Daniel (sea_sick) | 79.21 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 14243. | Andreas (lind) | 79.21 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 14244. | Jaxon (fusion13) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14245. | medkha (medkhabt) | 79.20 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 14246. | Lukas (cerilious) | 79.20 | 96% | 2017-02-09 |
| 14247. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 79.20 | 100% | 2019-07-01 |
| 14248. | raya (exothermic) | 79.19 | 97% | 2025-08-16 |
| 14249. | Filip (voqoo) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14250. | Lat (lapara) | 79.19 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
| 14251. | Gatsu (ace27) | 79.19 | 96.5% | 2023-10-01 |
| 14252. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 79.19 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 14253. | Edward (edward54321) | 79.19 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 14254. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 79.19 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 14255. | Arvind Sharma (arvindsharmaz) | 79.18 | 98% | 2025-11-22 |
| 14256. | Emmanuel (ugochuku2000) | 79.18 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 14257. | Aleksa (alexample) | 79.18 | 98.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |