So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24508. | Hiu Pang (12333211) | 61.56 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 24509. | vicky (vickyliu) | 61.56 | 94% | 2014-04-07 |
| 24510. | zachary (zhutton) | 61.56 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 24511. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 61.56 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 24512. | Abucay (medleypond) | 61.56 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24513. | runa (dawn_89) | 61.56 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 24514. | Hossam (hossam_206_406) | 61.55 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 24515. | Tyler (tnhouse) | 61.55 | 88% | 2014-12-26 |
| 24516. | miggy (migoyan) | 61.55 | 95% | 2013-10-04 |
| 24517. | ricka abigael (rickarickz) | 61.55 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 24518. | Cassie Lynn (cassielynz_00) | 61.55 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 24519. | Joy (foremangrill) | 61.55 | 94% | 2015-02-04 |
| 24520. | christian (_childish) | 61.55 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24521. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 61.55 | 93% | 2015-12-07 |
| 24522. | Lightning (lightningfastt) | 61.55 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 24523. | Muhammad Emon (emonsojib) | 61.55 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 24524. | Tee (kitkatman) | 61.54 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 24525. | Lukas (cerilious) | 61.54 | 93% | 2015-11-19 |
| 24526. | roadto200wpm hugo :33 (huvolt) | 61.54 | 94.5% | 2023-05-20 |
| 24527. | punj (punj) | 61.54 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 24528. | Mitch (mitchelltimken) | 61.54 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 24529. | abul (akazad12) | 61.53 | 92% | 2017-04-13 |
| 24530. | Leslie (lesrussell2) | 61.53 | 91% | 2013-02-26 |
| 24531. | Kostas (kostaslgr7) | 61.53 | 92% | 2017-01-20 |
| 24532. | Aaron (aaronjt12) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 24533. | Your (dicabagweay) | 61.53 | 95.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 24534. | Abdul (ar_477) | 61.53 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 24535. | Ashish (almessi10) | 61.53 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 24536. | jan vincent (janvincent31) | 61.52 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 24537. | Cedric (thatasianguy88) | 61.52 | 93% | 2011-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |