So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1670. | poem ⛈️ (storm) | 115.91 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1671. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 115.91 | 99% | 2015-11-09 |
| 1672. | (candiyip) | 115.90 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 1673. | (netcreatured) | 115.89 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1674. | (ibevincent) | 115.88 | 94% | 2013-03-07 |
| 1675. | (ryan647) | 115.87 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 1676. | dq (dqmaniac) | 115.87 | 96% | 2015-09-20 |
| 1677. | (angelic_devil) | 115.86 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1678. | (d33psc4n) | 115.85 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 1679. | (domo480) | 115.85 | 96% | 2012-07-19 |
| 1680. | (kebabking) | 115.83 | 97% | 2014-02-20 |
| 1681. | (brc509) | 115.82 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 1682. | (adamjason804) | 115.81 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 1683. | (shwestrick) | 115.80 | 99% | 2013-11-06 |
| 1684. | (practice12_3) | 115.79 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 1685. | (maxie35) | 115.76 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 1686. | (nutmeg0686) | 115.75 | 98% | 2014-10-31 |
| 1687. | (daveking) | 115.75 | 94% | 2014-04-11 |
| 1688. | (cephiro) | 115.75 | 98% | 2011-05-25 |
| 1689. | (kyomaa) | 115.74 | 99% | 2023-04-21 |
| 1690. | (digid) | 115.74 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 1691. | (winner11) | 115.71 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 1692. | (kriskringle) | 115.70 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 1693. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 115.69 | 100% | 2021-11-03 |
| 1694. | (airxq) | 115.69 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1695. | (trimak) | 115.69 | 95% | 2012-03-12 |
| 1696. | Raymond (sallabout08) | 115.68 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 1697. | (timebomb0) | 115.65 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
| 1698. | (idkwill69) | 115.64 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 1699. | (scripte) | 115.64 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |