The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16183. | Joey (varanice) | 78.15 | 96% | 2012-11-30 |
| 16184. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 78.14 | 90% | 2015-10-24 |
| 16185. | Diego (dantepw) | 78.14 | 92% | 2013-10-04 |
| 16186. | Steve (mcgee_00) | 78.14 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 16187. | John (johnl) | 78.14 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 16188. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 78.14 | 94% | 2012-12-17 |
| 16189. | Aadithiya Mitra (aadithiyat... | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 16190. | CJ (lysergent) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 16191. | lev (lev_x64) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 16192. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 78.13 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 16193. | PhazedAU (phazedau) | 78.13 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
| 16194. | silver (gr0ff) | 78.13 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16195. | Kay (verifyid) | 78.13 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 16196. | Adam (adman1986) | 78.13 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 16197. | Matt (genios) | 78.13 | 99% | 2014-04-13 |
| 16198. | Brian (bfitz88) | 78.13 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 16199. | jessica (jlm27) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 16200. | Ivan (aybangemszzz) | 78.12 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16201. | central_ba (central_ba) | 78.12 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 16202. | Neal (nealfinne) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 16203. | Micah (metro42) | 78.12 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 16204. | HHpotatoes (hhpotatoes) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 16205. | Ness (ness98) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 16206. | Matthais (maciejosas) | 78.12 | 98.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16207. | Kablam (qiyo) | 78.12 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16208. | SplendidRig (splendidrig) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 16209. | J (elflaco1) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 16210. | Tim (karn1vore) | 78.11 | 94% | 2012-01-17 |
| 16211. | Sujan (suzanshakya) | 78.11 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 16212. | Misi (imadoki87) | 78.11 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |