So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15875. | David (hugger69) | 74.75 | 99% | 2020-03-10 |
| 15876. | WhaLeS (_whal3s) | 74.75 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15877. | Jibin (jibinthomas89) | 74.75 | 95% | 2011-05-25 |
| 15878. | Joe (cunny2) | 74.75 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 15879. | Will (barn) | 74.75 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 15880. | ttypist (ttypistt) | 74.74 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 15881. | J (sriroo) | 74.74 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 15882. | Quan (tmquan98) | 74.74 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 15883. | Gonzalo (matarile) | 74.74 | 96.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 15884. | figher2016 (fighter2016) | 74.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 15885. | Nik (iiirxs) | 74.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 15886. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 74.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 15887. | Hyena (wildhyena) | 74.73 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 15888. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 74.73 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
| 15889. | R (laundromat) | 74.73 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 15890. | steele (steele22) | 74.73 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
| 15891. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 74.72 | 96.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 15892. | central_ba (central_ba) | 74.72 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 15893. | Ken (kenleung) | 74.72 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 15894. | Mary (mborr) | 74.71 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 15895. | Chili (chilicookie) | 74.71 | 92% | 2014-09-16 |
| 15896. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 74.71 | 94% | 2019-04-24 |
| 15897. | Arikin (arikin) | 74.71 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 15898. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 74.71 | 93% | 2013-03-19 |
| 15899. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 74.71 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 15900. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 74.71 | 97% | 2014-03-23 |
| 15901. | Philip (teardust) | 74.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 15902. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15903. | Maza (lordmaza) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 15904. | kd (kdrai007) | 74.70 | 96.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |