I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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| 1999. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 86.30 | 95.3% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2000. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.30 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2001. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 86.30 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2002. | Yazeed (snake69) | 86.28 | 94.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2003. | drive (drive99) | 86.27 | 97.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2004. | saranwrap (flipwhip) | 86.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2005. | Jack (nomadologist) | 86.22 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 2006. | Samuel (monxii) | 86.21 | 96.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2007. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 86.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2008. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 86.14 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2009. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2010. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2011. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2012. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2013. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2014. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2015. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2016. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2017. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2018. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 85.95 | 97.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 2019. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2020. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2021. | james (chilty14) | 85.88 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2022. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 85.87 | 96.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2023. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 85.85 | 98.9% | 2024-08-22 |
| 2024. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 85.84 | 95.9% | 2024-10-20 |
| 2025. | H (hdawg187) | 85.82 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2026. | Zi Heng (zihengxu) | 85.81 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2027. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 85.81 | 97.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2028. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 85.81 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |