The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18168. | Osama (osama_alkhodairy) | 74.90 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 18169. | Kabir (kabirbaidhya) | 74.90 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 18170. | Kon (mrhardrocker98) | 74.90 | 94% | 2015-07-12 |
| 18171. | babao (babao) | 74.89 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 18172. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 74.89 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 18173. | Richard (richard123143) | 74.89 | 96.7% | 2023-06-17 |
| 18174. | Alex (alexmack24) | 74.89 | 91% | 2012-06-10 |
| 18175. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 74.89 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 18176. | Cao Sy Hai (caosyhailong99) | 74.89 | 95% | 2019-06-22 |
| 18177. | Rat (dumpsterrat) | 74.89 | 95.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 18178. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 74.89 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 18179. | Tiegan (tiegy14) | 74.89 | 92% | 2012-07-20 |
| 18180. | Ryan (rdonny2013) | 74.89 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 18181. | Leen (pogopanda) | 74.89 | 91% | 2012-04-24 |
| 18182. | Jeremy (jpl62793) | 74.89 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 18183. | Alexander (chacka) | 74.89 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 18184. | Victoria (vic10027) | 74.88 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 18185. | GBT (r_tog) | 74.88 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 18186. | Pavel (trialtry) | 74.88 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 18187. | Josh (pinoyone) | 74.88 | 95% | 2018-11-27 |
| 18188. | quebec.reddit.com (mifay) | 74.88 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 18189. | Dwayne (k120) | 74.88 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 18190. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 74.88 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| 18191. | Cell (cell) | 74.88 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 18192. | Juan (juan13_a) | 74.87 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 18193. | amit (amitagl27) | 74.87 | 94% | 2014-06-12 |
| 18194. | Stephen (swankily) | 74.87 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 18195. | sean (tak32) | 74.86 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 18196. | Robbie T (robbietempleman) | 74.86 | 93% | 2016-02-01 |
| 18197. | Dillon (slooth) | 74.86 | 88% | 2013-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |