The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15994. | KvP (kvphan) | 89.13 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 15995. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 89.13 | 99% | 2023-08-09 |
| 15996. | Judah (galford165) | 89.13 | 94% | 2012-08-26 |
| 15997. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 89.13 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 15998. | shadwll (bogits) | 89.13 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 15999. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 89.13 | 99% | 2012-07-30 |
| 16000. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 89.13 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16001. | Akribes (akribes) | 89.12 | 97.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16002. | animalpsyche (animalpsyche) | 89.12 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 16003. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 89.12 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 16004. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 89.12 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16005. | SD96 (sd96) | 89.12 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
| 16006. | Alvin (alvin649) | 89.12 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 16007. | Wan (wzul) | 89.12 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 16008. | R (bobf) | 89.12 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| 16009. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 89.12 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 16010. | Ce (celineusa) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 16011. | Aria (juicyhaluja) | 89.11 | 89% | 2015-11-16 |
| 16012. | Catriona (shibumi) | 89.11 | 100% | 2011-10-31 |
| 16013. | Pszymek (pszym) | 89.10 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 16014. | Justin (tokomaki) | 89.10 | 92% | 2016-05-10 |
| 16015. | Nature (nature) | 89.10 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 16016. | omar (omarg1296) | 89.09 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 16017. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 16018. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 16019. | Matthew (fourthdude7) | 89.08 | 96% | 2015-07-29 |
| 16020. | Chippies (chippies) | 89.08 | 97% | 2012-03-02 |
| 16021. | Theodore (theo52) | 89.08 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16022. | José (ferender) | 89.08 | 96% | 2015-08-25 |
| 16023. | Francisco (nicipopulous) | 89.08 | 95% | 2013-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |