The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22883. | Four (idesmond) | 67.47 | 93% | 2012-07-26 |
| 22884. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 67.47 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 22885. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 67.47 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 22886. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 67.47 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
| 22887. | vin (vinicarus) | 67.46 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22888. | baby (babyshadow) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 22889. | Francisco (faac98) | 67.46 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 22890. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 67.46 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 22891. | boostey (boostey) | 67.46 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 22892. | ตาแดง (ppisland) | 67.46 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 22893. | Edu (empty007) | 67.46 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
| 22894. | Blake (xxsnakespitxx) | 67.46 | 98% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22895. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 67.46 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 22896. | Emil (killer150398) | 67.46 | 91% | 2013-12-02 |
| 22897. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 67.46 | 95% | 2014-07-31 |
| 22898. | Dawned (dawned) | 67.46 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 22899. | aruj (b0b1000) | 67.45 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 22900. | Denzel (shine_denz) | 67.45 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 22901. | Ayman Barham (aymanb13) | 67.45 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 22902. | melgrsy (melgrsy) | 67.45 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 22903. | Justin (politicalguy) | 67.45 | 95% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22904. | Ivan (ivanjoh) | 67.45 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 22905. | mik (miiik) | 67.45 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 22906. | Joy (joy_1) | 67.45 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 22907. | Mandy (mandeep7) | 67.45 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 22908. | Simon (simonjeboy) | 67.45 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 22909. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 67.45 | 91% | 2013-02-28 |
| 22910. | Vivek (vivthang) | 67.45 | 95% | 2014-10-14 |
| 22911. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 22912. | celica (celica) | 67.45 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |