As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21053. | nuradil (nuradil) | 59.24 | 94% | 2017-03-02 |
| 21054. | Dave (davethreed) | 59.23 | 94% | 2022-06-04 |
| 21055. | Ben (threefx) | 59.23 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 21056. | insxmnimaniac (insxmnimaniac) | 59.23 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
| 21057. | FREE HK (bengamers) | 59.23 | 93% | 2019-08-03 |
| 21058. | Geo (gsampoerna3) | 59.23 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
| 21059. | Emily (erh4ua) | 59.23 | 89% | 2015-09-01 |
| 21060. | Kelvin (aerochow) | 59.22 | 87% | 2015-10-26 |
| 21061. | Matthias (matthias_typeslow) | 59.22 | 98.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 21062. | Rustem (miracle2100) | 59.22 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 21063. | Angelica (blueblackie) | 59.21 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
| 21064. | mag (mag255) | 59.21 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 21065. | shadowsknife (shadowsknife) | 59.21 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 21066. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 59.21 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 21067. | Joe (joe_exotic6969) | 59.21 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 21068. | rocket (rocketz) | 59.21 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 21069. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 59.20 | 89% | 2016-12-13 |
| 21070. | danjkstra (danjkstra) | 59.20 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 21071. | Karan (karanyadav153) | 59.20 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 21072. | ERMT (beefwong) | 59.20 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 21073. | Cel (celerity_) | 59.20 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 21074. | rolie (deathtopigs) | 59.19 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 21075. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 59.19 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 21076. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 59.19 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21077. | tontin (tontinvicinta) | 59.19 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 21078. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 59.19 | 96% | 2019-10-12 |
| 21079. | jai (jaihunter) | 59.19 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
| 21080. | A (aadimonk) | 59.19 | 88% | 2015-09-06 |
| 21081. | Steven (seteven95) | 59.18 | 95.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 21082. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 59.18 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |