I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 19653. | Pavel Kotsev (pkotsev) | 65.41 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 19654. | Tom Bridger (tom_bridger) | 65.40 | 96% | 2025-02-02 |
| 19655. | Justin (pancakemaster216) | 65.40 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 19656. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 65.40 | 96.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 19657. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 65.40 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 19658. | mg (mg500) | 65.40 | 89% | 2017-05-14 |
| 19659. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 65.39 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 19660. | J (punpun1234) | 65.39 | 97.5% | 2023-06-27 |
| 19661. | Reese (saturnino101) | 65.39 | 98% | 2016-02-25 |
| 19662. | Ivo (ivosu_10) | 65.39 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 19663. | Sam (sam1490) | 65.38 | 94.6% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19664. | jay (jay1212) | 65.38 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 19665. | Chris (chink344) | 65.38 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 19666. | Colonia (coloniasophie28) | 65.38 | 94% | 2021-06-18 |
| 19667. | Mohamed (kidjunky) | 65.38 | 88% | 2016-05-19 |
| 19668. | extoplasm (iwantselfdie) | 65.38 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 19669. | Alec (primosupera) | 65.37 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 19670. | tstats[pervez1020] (pervez1... | 65.37 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 19671. | Mat (mat78) | 65.37 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 19672. | Cel (celerity_) | 65.37 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 19673. | UReal (chc39615) | 65.37 | 98% | 2016-04-25 |
| 19674. | MIguel (miggzters) | 65.36 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
| 19675. | tstats[fty1777] (fty1777) | 65.36 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 19676. | mohammad (bakermen22) | 65.36 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 19677. | Aki (typewriter2003) | 65.36 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 19678. | dom (dcnguyen113) | 65.35 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 19679. | Ben (benyip303) | 65.35 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 19680. | Robert (selbor) | 65.35 | 93% | 2019-11-30 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |