And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26208. | Kaleb (leonenthedk) | 68.99 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| 26209. | Ben (bmainbird) | 68.99 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 26210. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 68.99 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 26211. | Erik (hairyearmuff) | 68.99 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 26212. | James (lepenguin_) | 68.99 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 26213. | Frunze (frunze) | 68.99 | 93% | 2011-09-01 |
| 26214. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 68.98 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26215. | Raven (ravens_loft) | 68.98 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 26216. | Norps (norps) | 68.98 | 94% | 2012-10-23 |
| 26217. | Taylah (username9999) | 68.98 | 96% | 2014-01-15 |
| 26218. | beginner (beginner0820) | 68.97 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 26219. | Commander (sirloinofbeef) | 68.97 | 86% | 2012-10-11 |
| 26220. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 68.97 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 26221. | Lisa (leesemm) | 68.97 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 26222. | kekstee (kekstee) | 68.97 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 26223. | devrik (devrik) | 68.97 | 95% | 2012-01-25 |
| 26224. | Boy (xfg0) | 68.96 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 26225. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 26226. | Cel (celerity_) | 68.96 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 26227. | Marco (fast_fingers_mz) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 26228. | Gonzalo (chasgracias) | 68.96 | 96% | 2015-07-26 |
| 26229. | Baturalp (endoplasmic) | 68.96 | 92% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26230. | Julie (minngurl) | 68.96 | 96% | 2011-10-12 |
| 26231. | Micah (dramaticpineapple47) | 68.95 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 26232. | Brihoness (brihoness) | 68.95 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 26233. | Mohammadreza (edalati) | 68.95 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 26234. | Susie (susieq22) | 68.95 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 26235. | Quang (quangnd) | 68.95 | 91% | 2012-05-02 |
| 26236. | eloisa (eloisa) | 68.95 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 26237. | Draks (draks) | 68.94 | 95% | 2015-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |