Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2957. | mhee (hangzoon) | 71.66 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 2958. | Holly (runningnurse) | 71.65 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2959. | Vishal (vpm911) | 71.64 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2960. | Evan (evan1167) | 71.64 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2961. | Kaladin (kaladin123) | 71.63 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2962. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 71.63 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2963. | david (davidyang438) | 71.62 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2964. | budda (theblackeye) | 71.62 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2965. | Rob (smooff) | 71.62 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 2966. | G (zger) | 71.58 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2967. | Matt (matt9876) | 71.57 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 2968. | Gilberlan (gilberlan1) | 71.57 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2969. | SmokeChase (smokechase) | 71.56 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2970. | Aram (arejmm7) | 71.56 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 2971. | sush (hungig) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 2972. | theo (theodoro) | 71.53 | 94% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2973. | mo (ceiba) | 71.49 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 2974. | Aleks (aleks8) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 2975. | Sirjan (ssirjann) | 71.47 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2976. | Y (qwertyracer) | 71.45 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2977. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 71.43 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2978. | Andrew (gazino) | 71.43 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 2979. | ichug_nyquil (ichug_nyquil) | 71.42 | 95% | 2017-08-07 |
| 2980. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 71.42 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2981. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 71.42 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2982. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 71.41 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2983. | ws (wdsyywd) | 71.41 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2984. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 71.37 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2985. | Chris (blixomaster) | 71.37 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2986. | 9kkk (lz12) | 71.35 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |