And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15178. | Ant (xilenda) | 87.65 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 15179. | Alutic (alutic) | 87.65 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 15180. | Pranav (pranavr93) | 87.65 | 97% | 2013-09-01 |
| 15181. | Honza (honza2535) | 87.64 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15182. | Vishal (vishalb) | 87.64 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 15183. | wizkorea (chrisy00) | 87.64 | 89% | 2016-04-06 |
| 15184. | md (duom_1432) | 87.64 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 15185. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 87.63 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 15186. | haniel monki (ivious) | 87.63 | 94% | 2023-06-01 |
| 15187. | scout (fernscout) | 87.63 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 15188. | Bill (proepicgamer101) | 87.63 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 15189. | Ron (gambling_addict_69) | 87.63 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 15190. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 87.63 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 15191. | Joe (paul_allen) | 87.63 | 93% | 2016-03-17 |
| 15192. | Erik (ebmx66) | 87.63 | 99% | 2013-02-19 |
| 15193. | Augustin (letplane) | 87.63 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 15194. | Liam (oilerpensfan97) | 87.62 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 15195. | Marlon (marlonpag) | 87.62 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 15196. | mo (ceiba) | 87.62 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 15197. | Nam (nambct) | 87.62 | 97.4% | 2023-07-21 |
| 15198. | rubex01 (rubex01) | 87.61 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15199. | leah (leahthepotato) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 15200. | glhf (hellosur) | 87.61 | 96% | 2011-10-10 |
| 15201. | Mary (marylemcke) | 87.61 | 98% | 2013-05-18 |
| 15202. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 87.60 | 97% | 2014-01-30 |
| 15203. | chollip (chollip) | 87.60 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 15204. | Omicron (omicronrho) | 87.60 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 15205. | Andrew (narchio) | 87.60 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 15206. | Joel (wiss) | 87.60 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 15207. | Adam (borasz) | 87.60 | 98% | 2015-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |