So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17249. | Deus (deus) | 72.73 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 17250. | Jav (jav77) | 72.72 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 17251. | Slueben (poijn) | 72.72 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 17252. | Jem (jemanema) | 72.72 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 17253. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 72.72 | 91% | 2013-02-07 |
| 17254. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 72.72 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17255. | Robert (pollo_grande) | 72.72 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| 17256. | Maarten (mrtnrs) | 72.72 | 98% | 2013-05-08 |
| 17257. | Directrix1 (directrix1) | 72.71 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 17258. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 72.71 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 17259. | Dakize (dakice) | 72.71 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 17260. | Jonathan (qu1te) | 72.71 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17261. | ellebelle55555 (ellebelle55... | 72.71 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 17262. | DOO (datblakgai) | 72.71 | 95% | 2023-02-28 |
| 17263. | arif (arif2025) | 72.71 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17264. | Keeganol (keeganol) | 72.71 | 91% | 2012-04-02 |
| 17265. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 72.70 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 17266. | Hassan (ha559) | 72.70 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 17267. | shila (shila) | 72.70 | 97% | 2013-01-04 |
| 17268. | cegprakash (cegprakash) | 72.70 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 17269. | Tyler (thkim1011) | 72.70 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 17270. | Pramod (pramood8686) | 72.70 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| 17271. | s (88888888) | 72.69 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 17272. | Brett (savagesapien) | 72.69 | 97.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 17273. | Lukas (lukasdw) | 72.69 | 97.7% | 2023-05-31 |
| 17274. | Gary (gary01pd2017) | 72.69 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
| 17275. | Luke (luketheduke58) | 72.69 | 91% | 2014-10-29 |
| 17276. | James (skittlz12) | 72.69 | 89% | 2011-09-14 |
| 17277. | MikeZuri (mike27) | 72.69 | 96% | 2014-05-12 |
| 17278. | Siddhartha (carte_blanche) | 72.69 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |