I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9793. | Ezra (arzenn) | 90.57 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 9794. | Moist (soggysam) | 90.57 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9795. | Callum (ck98zz) | 90.57 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9796. | Daniel (daniel_ger) | 90.56 | 100% | 2026-05-01 |
| 9797. | idk man (ithatme) | 90.56 | 96.7% | 2023-05-28 |
| 9798. | 👻 (james7890) | 90.56 | 98% | 2025-09-25 |
| 9799. | RandomGamer (random_gamerdxd) | 90.56 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 9800. | Great (synergy__) | 90.56 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9801. | yomamahoe (wickedsoul) | 90.56 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9802. | Mike (mike_121) | 90.55 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 9803. | dreadex (dreadex) | 90.55 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 9804. | Matttthius (mattthius) | 90.55 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9805. | eitches (m1lkbag) | 90.55 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 9806. | Raymond (droid_za) | 90.54 | 100% | 2024-04-04 |
| 9807. | John (bsy6766) | 90.54 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9808. | TKP (thekillerproyt) | 90.54 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 9809. | ace (pressctrlandw) | 90.53 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9810. | Lucas (ceebzz) | 90.53 | 99% | 2020-07-18 |
| 9811. | Dom (domdaleo) | 90.52 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 9812. | Dylan (djdobish) | 90.52 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 9813. | Christian (crash1233) | 90.52 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9814. | Mike Hunt (taimantypesfast) | 90.51 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9815. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 90.51 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9816. | Jamie (cadman6) | 90.51 | 98.2% | 2024-01-18 |
| 9817. | Nurul (mnislam) | 90.51 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9818. | Karan (iamkaran) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9819. | matan (malsonic) | 90.50 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9820. | Dom (curvedspacetime) | 90.49 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9821. | HadiToori (haditoori) | 90.49 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 9822. | 123 (jokke27) | 90.49 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |