So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18096. | melhim (melhimshaker3) | 70.80 | 98% | 2012-03-19 |
| 18097. | (ansh5790) | 70.79 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 18098. | NOJ8 (noj8) | 70.79 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 18099. | Teemu (torava) | 70.79 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 18100. | (piemboons) | 70.79 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 18101. | Vilmer (vien0701) | 70.78 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 18102. | 5YearOld (yoshirin) | 70.78 | 95% | 2012-05-28 |
| 18103. | Pedro (pelohi) | 70.78 | 92% | 2015-01-25 |
| 18104. | mo (bbchee) | 70.77 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 18105. | Alfie (alfiefogg) | 70.77 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 18106. | MonCaT (moncat) | 70.77 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 18107. | (dawsonmoore) | 70.77 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 18108. | Edrees (joker80) | 70.77 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 18109. | William (vlakross) | 70.77 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 18110. | john (er3g10us) | 70.77 | 98% | 2013-03-07 |
| 18111. | Novacane (bbbzzz) | 70.77 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 18112. | (marlow73) | 70.76 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 18113. | (neallithic64) | 70.76 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 18114. | sdagsad (asvasdba) | 70.76 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18115. | Juice (4804210474) | 70.76 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 18116. | CTLim (ctlim02) | 70.76 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 18117. | Cory (cderms) | 70.76 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 18118. | (forkin) | 70.76 | 91% | 2014-04-12 |
| 18119. | Slow Typer (jackred55) | 70.76 | 91% | 2015-09-30 |
| 18120. | (cuongnvciticom) | 70.76 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
| 18121. | (chimp9240) | 70.76 | 99% | 2012-01-11 |
| 18122. | jason (grino) | 70.75 | 88% | 2016-01-09 |
| 18123. | Simon (rumle23) | 70.75 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
| 18124. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 70.75 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 18125. | (hvitual) | 70.75 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |