So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11197. | AUDAHA (audaha) | 83.21 | 92% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11198. | Finn (finnreid19) | 83.20 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 11199. | Daniel (kyoogoo) | 83.20 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11200. | Kyle (zerpy) | 83.20 | 89% | 2015-08-12 |
| 11201. | Ari (aginghero) | 83.20 | 99% | 2013-10-20 |
| 11202. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 83.20 | 89% | 2011-12-23 |
| 11203. | Brandon (prowling) | 83.20 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 11204. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 83.20 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
| 11205. | DAndH (dandh) | 83.19 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 11206. | sergio (sergiomagnvs) | 83.19 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
| 11207. | Guest (icqx) | 83.19 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 11208. | Nature (nature) | 83.19 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 11209. | Kun (kunparekh18) | 83.18 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 11210. | coolapple (coolapple) | 83.18 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 11211. | tstats[roselaflesh] (rosela... | 83.18 | 96% | 2014-02-12 |
| 11212. | Elisa (elisac00) | 83.18 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11213. | Angel (cagsantos) | 83.17 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 11214. | Galamb (galamb) | 83.17 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 11215. | eileen (ninecups) | 83.17 | 95% | 2015-08-07 |
| 11216. | vilapet (vilapet) | 83.17 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 11217. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 83.17 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 11218. | 景云 (__qwop) | 83.17 | 95% | 2014-05-16 |
| 11219. | Jon (varunasky) | 83.17 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 11220. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 83.17 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 11221. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 83.17 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 11222. | BoBon (bonbon) | 83.17 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 11223. | Bertin (bertin) | 83.16 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 11224. | William (wbeard01) | 83.16 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 11225. | b4ki (b4kii) | 83.16 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 11226. | Coco Cat (coco_cat) | 83.16 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |