As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7266. | sam (samthebb) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 7267. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 7268. | Arjan (avdh21) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 7269. | daniel (dpainter) | 90.51 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7270. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7271. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 90.49 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
| 7272. | MstrCoconut (mstrcoconut) | 90.48 | 99% | 2024-01-29 |
| 7273. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 90.48 | 91% | 2016-06-06 |
| 7274. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.48 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 7275. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 7276. | Alex (all_grey) | 90.48 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 7277. | Shallan Davar (shallan_davar) | 90.47 | 98.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| 7278. | Gen (general_artist) | 90.47 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
| 7279. | reem (bacil123) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 7280. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 90.47 | 97.6% | 2023-07-10 |
| 7281. | Sniff (fruitsniffer) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 7282. | Sly (sly_wolf62) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 7283. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 90.46 | 97.8% | 2023-11-05 |
| 7284. | Can (cazzed) | 90.46 | 96.7% | 2024-03-27 |
| 7285. | Paul (pkehrer) | 90.46 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
| 7286. | ChickenWingz (deatroit) | 90.45 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7287. | Totus (thepenguin183) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 7288. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7289. | sakthi (sakthiram17_17) | 90.44 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 7290. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7291. | Red (redtutrle) | 90.44 | 98% | 2024-12-18 |
| 7292. | Nick (bopob) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 7293. | A (traplordadan) | 90.43 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 7294. | Bean (waialiki) | 90.43 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 7295. | little (littleruiness) | 90.43 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |