I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9431. | ph (phmi) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9432. | Breana (breenok) | 86.72 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 9433. | Justin (colbaman) | 86.72 | 93% | 2014-03-02 |
| 9434. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 86.71 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9435. | Damon (damonc89) | 86.70 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9436. | m (hotdogggg) | 86.70 | 97.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9437. | Dominik (eklipzdom) | 86.70 | 90% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9438. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 86.70 | 96% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9439. | Tony (staggalee41) | 86.70 | 97% | 2013-02-14 |
| 9440. | F.T. (ft404) | 86.70 | 98% | 2014-09-07 |
| 9441. | midtown123 (midtown123) | 86.69 | 88% | 2016-07-28 |
| 9442. | Please use an appropriate n... | 86.69 | 95.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9443. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 86.69 | 95% | 2015-06-26 |
| 9444. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 86.68 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 9445. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 86.68 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9446. | Jahangeer (jahangeer_khan_979) | 86.68 | 98% | 2012-11-18 |
| 9447. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 86.67 | 98.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9448. | Can (cazzed) | 86.67 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9449. | jake (ragman) | 86.67 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 9450. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 86.66 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 9451. | August (appledoor) | 86.66 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 9452. | Maria (mariatran9) | 86.66 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 9453. | Erkki (miigga) | 86.65 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 9454. | Daniel (h2opolosda) | 86.65 | 91% | 2013-09-05 |
| 9455. | Chatham (cala95) | 86.64 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 9456. | Brian (brianyounq) | 86.64 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9457. | Dean (super6plx) | 86.64 | 94% | 2014-03-17 |
| 9458. | Taehyeon (chocochipcookie) | 86.63 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 9459. | Mike (wsh_frero) | 86.63 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 9460. | Alexander (ceverion) | 86.63 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |