The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5693. | Elizabeth (friendable) | 112.47 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| 5694. | John (sanctam) | 112.46 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 5695. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 112.46 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5696. | Rango (chucknorrisauresrex) | 112.45 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 5697. | Michael (meta1) | 112.45 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5698. | uniracer (uniracer) | 112.45 | 100% | 2017-11-24 |
| 5699. | Nodd (nodd) | 112.45 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 5700. | quack (hduck) | 112.45 | 98% | 2013-07-28 |
| 5701. | Daniel (dacohen) | 112.44 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 5702. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 112.44 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 5703. | Lawrence (nks_lmao) | 112.44 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5704. | Workbean (workbean) | 112.42 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 5705. | Xachiin (xachiin) | 112.41 | 100% | 2013-05-24 |
| 5706. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 112.40 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5707. | Marc (thetoe) | 112.40 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 5708. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 112.40 | 100% | 2017-08-18 |
| 5709. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 112.39 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 5710. | Kim (causes1) | 112.39 | 98% | 2016-04-01 |
| 5711. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 112.38 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 5712. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 112.38 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5713. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 112.38 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 5714. | lost soul (noselection) | 112.38 | 98% | 2011-08-26 |
| 5715. | roadto100avg (auxhil) | 112.38 | 98% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5716. | Alex (ask496) | 112.37 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5717. | David (digtron) | 112.37 | 99% | 2014-02-12 |
| 5718. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 112.37 | 99% | 2015-05-02 |
| 5719. | Dexter (lmarc0) | 112.37 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 5720. | Bruce (deeahtee) | 112.36 | 99% | 2016-02-12 |
| 5721. | Tom (tomme2009) | 112.36 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 5722. | Josh (jellyjosh) | 112.36 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |