As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5249. | shortrug (shortrug) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
5250. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
5251. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
5252. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
5253. | Mikkel (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
5254. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
5255. | bruh (sarfanas) | 96.40 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
5256. | DrZDubs (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
5257. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
5258. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.39 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
5259. | Jay (jay1723) | 96.39 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
5260. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 96.39 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
5261. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 96.38 | 100% | 2025-03-27 |
5262. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 96.38 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
5263. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
5264. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 96.38 | 89% | 2015-09-25 |
5265. | tyler (tylerrhee1) | 96.36 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
5266. | Someone (18lauey2) | 96.36 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
5267. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.36 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
5268. | Meow (catteabae) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
5269. | Hal (hal21) | 96.36 | 98.3% | 2021-02-15 |
5270. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
5271. | Ronald (ihatetypingsm) | 96.35 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
5272. | Aakarshan (aakarshank) | 96.35 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
5273. | DxB (phantoma) | 96.35 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
5274. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 96.35 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
5275. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 96.35 | 98.7% | 2024-03-15 |
5276. | Benjamin (benje00) | 96.34 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
5277. | Kelvin (code1ess) | 96.34 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
5278. | Mikel (meekay) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |