Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1340. | Connor (c42855) | 88.26 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1341. | Dylan (olafthebro) | 88.24 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1342. | Igor (skeef79) | 88.23 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1343. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 88.22 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1344. | Oscar (oscarfeldman) | 88.19 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 1345. | Fishy (fishysquidman) | 88.19 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1346. | tstats[galaxyafk] (galaxyafk) | 88.17 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 1347. | 𝕋𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒 (tazza2) | 88.16 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1348. | Not fast (slower_than_others) | 88.15 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1349. | J (feesh_emdee) | 88.13 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1350. | fruit (special_vegetable) | 88.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1351. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 88.09 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1352. | 陳 (joshbochuan) | 88.05 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1353. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 88.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1354. | Jayson (jaysondanewillingster) | 88.03 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1355. | Vali (ryuzul) | 88.00 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1356. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 87.97 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1357. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 1358. | Steven (stteeevv) | 87.97 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1359. | A (soh_cah_toa) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1360. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1361. | Jason (jchen76201) | 87.95 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1362. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 87.93 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1363. | JarJut (ahmadfajrulfalah) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1364. | Tyler (luffymonk3y) | 87.90 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1365. | sara (girl79403) | 87.90 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1366. | Joeart (joeart) | 87.89 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1367. | andy (yourmumgey) | 87.89 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1368. | Caro (caro17) | 87.88 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1369. | Lox (loxify) | 87.85 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |