And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27267. | Chris (garr64) | 67.50 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 27268. | Bear (bearhaman@gmail.com) | 67.50 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 27269. | jubzndat (jubzndat) | 67.50 | 96.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 27270. | Ace (kamal705) | 67.49 | 99% | 2014-06-23 |
| 27271. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 67.49 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 27272. | deacon (deacon_cu) | 67.49 | 98% | 2013-07-15 |
| 27273. | Sahar (sahar0o) | 67.48 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 27274. | roro (roro9) | 67.48 | 96% | 2011-06-18 |
| 27275. | Imak (nimbo) | 67.48 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 27276. | Vagg (vaggy) | 67.48 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 27277. | Demian (demian13) | 67.48 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 27278. | Simon (simon_jester) | 67.47 | 95.2% | 2021-03-02 |
| 27279. | Evan (evanxe) | 67.47 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 27280. | Jon (jonthewidow18) | 67.47 | 94% | 2017-05-07 |
| 27281. | Likkon (likkon_maddik) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 27282. | Joshua (joshuajiat) | 67.47 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 27283. | Dorapika (dorapika) | 67.46 | 92% | 2011-06-13 |
| 27284. | como (sunshine1) | 67.46 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 27285. | TheUnder (theunderdoge) | 67.46 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 27286. | Kickass (vivekvikysharma) | 67.46 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 27287. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 67.46 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 27288. | catchpatch (catchpatch) | 67.46 | 94% | 2013-12-13 |
| 27289. | Jojo (jonathanfg) | 67.46 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 27290. | Mohamed (mabdelkarim) | 67.46 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 27291. | Dat (bigbeartk) | 67.46 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 27292. | Omi (oscar_16) | 67.46 | 96.7% | 2023-07-26 |
| 27293. | Mohammed (mohammedsb) | 67.46 | 95% | 2019-05-22 |
| 27294. | zain (zain_nawaz) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 27295. | Daniel (zurkdude) | 67.46 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 27296. | FraYo (frayo) | 67.45 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |